Thursday, June 22, 2017

Zen Fails. Is replaced by Clown College.

Misplayed ground balls.

Throws from the catcher into centerfield ( albeit, from his knees ).

A dropped ( lame ) pick-off attempt ( no damage ).

A wild pitch that looked to clear the mezzanine ( with runners advancing).

An avalanche of clutch hits by them.

Our hitters slumping to their knees to flail at third strikes, in the dirt, a yard wide of the plate.

Girardi's press conference after this one has to top them all.

I stopped watching after the national anthem ( " Trump on Parade").

Send me a message by pony express if we come back to win this one.

Where are my duck feet?



3 comments:

Urban Farmer formerly known as DutchFan said...

There have been games that were played better I suppose. But at least we won't face the Angels anymore. Dangerous club without Trout.

Anonymous said...

SICKENING.

Anonymous said...

Fonz,

Better watch it with that cornfield-shelling; you might turn the "Field of Dreams" into the "Killing Fields"; some of my friends (not "mois", of course) used to take young ladies into the cornfields, for lack of a better place to go...wouldn't be a pretty picture, if...

Aaaagh! Ack!! Braaagggghhh!!

Honey, could you bring a bucket and a mop?? I just threw up all over my Yankee rug...and do you know what happened to the pineapple tongs??

Like Meatloaf never said: "Eight outta' nine ain't good"... LB (No J)