Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Open Letter to the Angels

Listenup,

Mr. Torre is tired of losing to you bastards.
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Mr. Sterling is tired of losing to you bastards.
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We are all sick and tired of losing to you bastards.
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But if, in the end, we're going to just fall apart in October...
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Then honor one request...
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END THIS GODDAMM HELL CHARADE... NOW.
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NOT IN OCTOBER... NOW!
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TONIGHT, WITH MUSSINA.
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MAUL US... END IT... DESTROY OUR SEASON... OR GO TO HELL.

4 comments:

Stang said...

Five runs down after 1.2 innings. It looks like you're getting your wish. Somebody must have put a pea under Moose's mattress.

Anonymous said...

I don't want to win the Wild Card. I don't want to win the East. I don't want to face the Angels in October. I can't take it.

Yankee fans who hate the Red Sox are fooling themselves. The Angels hurt us more than anyone.

Anonymous said...

You got your wish. We scored 9 and got creamed.

Yanks are burned at the stake by angels.

Was it angels that burned Joan of Arc?

- Jimmy Swaggart ( Louisina State Penitentiary at Acadia )

Anonymous said...

I hope they score a million runs against us tonight, so the game never even ends, and they're all charged to Farnsworth, who walks in 999,999 runs, and they are all earned. That's how angry I am.