Things to Yell at Barry

Hey, Barry, wanna buy my urine sample?

*
Barry, don't speak! Just let us savor that wonderful smile!

*
Hey, Barry, your historic home run ball will be worth $10,000. But the fluid drained from your knee has a street value of $50,000!

*
Grand jury testimony? I live for this!

*
Barry, it’s just not fair. Nobody complained when Hank Aaron ate his Wheaties!

*

Hey Barry, when you see the asterisk, you think its your testicle?

*

Hey, Barry, that flaxseed oil sure can shrink a penis!

*

Wow. Is that a peanut in your pants, or are you glad to see me!

*
Look, it's the greatest home run hitter in history. Yawwwwwn.

*
Mark McGwire called! He said the CREAM is in the coffee! Is that CLEAR?

*
Hey. Barry, what’s the controversy? A lot of old guys went to San Francisco to take drugs!

*
Don’t worry, Barry. We don’t believe what we read… which includes your home run totals!

*
Look, it's the guy who replaced Jesus as "King of the Juice!"

*
Barry, I hope the home run title helps you next year in your career as a casino greeter!

*
Hey Barry, the IRS says you can't claim BALCO as as a dependent!

*
Barry, I can’t believe that after all you’ve done for the game, they have the nerve to call you a cheater?

*
Hit another 755, Barry. Thanks to you, nobody even cares!

*

Bonnnnnnnnnnnds, you sahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhk!