Wednesday, February 18, 2009

A-Rod's Crisis Management Team Leader to Step Down

He was last seen mumbling incoherent obscenities about Alex Rodriguez, stumbling down West Courtney Campbell Causeway in Tampa, with a bottle of Grey Goose under his arm.

It Is High 'Special Report' reporter The Ghost of Scott Brosius was told no comment when he approached the sullen, drunken man.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Just so you will know, whenever I am shamelessly ripped at 10:00am and have to serve on a world class panel of leaders at Davos, I call in sick.