Saturday, February 6, 2010

Cash grilled by Chinese sportswriters

Yankee greats Randy Levine and Brian Cashman are giving the people of China a chance to see and touch a slice of American liberty: The legendary 2009 MLB trophy.

This week, Cash sat down for a news conference, and the questions -- well -- let's just say sportswriters are the same everywhere!

"If Yankee iron fist death patrol fails secure golden 2010 World Series artifact, due to seizure of assets by Pig Dog ownership, will operative agent Cashman face dismemberment tribunal?"


"Does Yankee dog-camp guard staff plan for new operative Javy Vazquez to suffer humilation, chop-chop, hand in vice service, during physical rendering phase of spring torture camp?"


"Will ex-supreme key death operative Johnny Damon pose deconstruct threat to Yankee pig dog ownership in form of killer-bomb-revenge Tiger or Ray assassin?"


"Can pig dog ownship use iron fist of cheap to smash operatives Lackey, Cameron, Beltre... cow children of Redsock chicken flesh-slaughterer operative Francona?"

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Very Pygmy-like.

el duque said...

That you, Chuck?

Anonymous said...

whats up everyone


Just saying hello while I read through the posts


hopefully this is just what im looking for looks like i have a lot to read.

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