Thursday, February 25, 2010

Yankeetorial: Let's show these greedy players our desire for fiscal restraint: Cut Jeter now, so he can't hold us for ransom during the season!



Derek Jeter and his big-spending cronies think they have the Yankiverse over a barrel. They think they can just show up, having won the 2009 championship, and they deserve pay increases.
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Well, it's time to let these these fatcat players learn that Yankee fans have had enough of runaway Yankee spending!
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All season we'll be hearing how he expects another big fat contract. He'll expect a bigger budget. He'll want this. He'll want that. And if he doesn't get it, we won't win.
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And if we cave into these big-budget demands now, soon we'll be giving 10-year contracts to Cody Ransom and his whole gang. And look where it got us!
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THE TIME HAS COME TO CUT YANKEE SPENDING!
NO MORE BIG-BUDGET YANKEE TEAMS!
SEND A MESSAGE TO HAL AND HANK NOW.
TELL THEM YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH!
TAKE BACK THE YANKEES NOW!

8 comments:

Knobby said...

I'm assuming this is satire.

el duque said...

No. It's bad satire.

She-Fan said...

Secretly, Jeter wants to be a Ray so he never has to leave Tampa.

Theo said...

Im assuming Knobby is not your real name.

KyleS said...

Hey there everyone, I actually sat down and interviewed Derek this past Saturday, check it out on my blog for some interesting info. Maybe a few things you haven't heard him say before too.

Theo said...

His third blog post is an interview with Jeter.

duque Im ashamed you didnt even think to fake that first.

Anonymous said...

I'm assuming Anonymous is not your real name. Or mine.

Theo said...

Blue underlined letters. Im the real deal kid.