Sunday, February 1, 2015

Big Game Today

Three days after a fire destroyed everything John Sterling owns (except for the 2009 World Series ring, noticeable in the photo above), The Phoenix of Edgewater reported for duty in an ill-fitting off-the-Bloomingdale's-rack suit to call the 2015 Kitten Bowl with his feline compañera Mary Carillo. The day has finally come for viewers of the Hallmark Channel to witness a brave man's rise from ashes.


Leinstery said...

I caught a glimpse of the Kitten Bowl last year. John was magnificent. He's a true professional. He could probably call your 8 year old daughter's soccer game and make it exciting.

Suzyn's Bitch said...

You can't predict kittens!