Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Could there still be a chance to moon Big Papi?

He tweeted a cryptic nothingness yesterday, causing the Redsock Nation to temporarily stop masturbating. The Boston Globe immediately sprang into action. The Spotlight team surely has been mobilized. Could it mean - gasp - that he is reconsidering retirement?

 Frankly, I'd love to see him go out hitting .201, without ceremonial gifts.

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