Friday, January 24, 2020

No Sonny II: The Yankees should stick with J.A. Happ

Somebody's recent Internet list ranked the Reds sixth among MLB rotations. Sixth. Go figure. Granted, Internet lists are crapola, merely ways to kill time during impeachment proceedings. They have no place in an intellectually trenchant, empirical journal such as this. (BTW, the Yankees fuckinay ranked second, behind Washington, gaaaaaahhhh!) But the reason for Cincinnati's #6 ranking was rather interesting. It was based on the Reds' looming ace: Mr. Sonny Douglas Gray. 

Yeah, our Sonny Gray, whom the Death Star last winter traded for Shed Long and a draft pick. (Days later, they dealt Long to Seattle for a 22-year-old OF named Josh Stowers, who stole 35 bases last year for Charleston.) 

Gray last year threw 175 innings with an ERA of 2.87. Before you scream that it was against NL lineups, where pitchers hold bats, let those numbers marinate a bit - because we didn't have anybody come close. (Our "ace," James Paxton threw 150 innings at 3.82.) If you want to scream at the cosmos, tell it that if the Yankees had simply shown faith in Sonny Gray, they might have lost to the Astros in seven games, rather than six, because - let's face it - Houston was still going to cheat. The Rob Manfred Washing Machine arrived too late to save baseball's soiled reputation.

Today, the Yankees have a 2020 edition of Sonny Gray - that is, a supposed "ace" who was vastly disappointing last year, and who should be ashamed of himself. It's J.A. Happ, and we could banish him to San Diego for a can of sardines, just to teach him a lesson: Nobody disappoints a Death Star. Yep, we can feel good for a week. We showed him. 

Or... we could keep Happ as a #5 starter and see what happens? If Jordan Montgomery or Deivi Garcia bust down fences in Tampa, we can use a six-man rotation, or maybe ease in the newcomers for a long year. 

Here's a thought: Maybe we should give Happ a chance to redeem himself.

Yeah, redemption - a word the Yankees don't use often.

I raise this to piggyback on a point made yesterday. As spring training nears, it will become a central point of this blog. 

This has to be our year. If we don't win in 2020, by this time next winter, Hal will be chaffing to dump payroll and cut luxury taxes. If we don't win this year, Tampa and Toronto could be on the verge talent surges, of whooshing past us in the AL East. If we don't win this year, can we reasonably expect Giancarlo Stanton, Brett Gardner, Aroldis Chapman, Masahiro Tanaka, Luke Voit and DJ LeMahieu to get better in 2021? 

Listen: This has to be our year. If the Yankees are going to restore past glory, it must start in 2020. Second place gets us nothing. The Yankees owe it to J.A. Happ - and themselves - to see what he's got. 

God help us if next winter, right around now, we're looking at Happ - the ace of some other team - and wondering what might have been. It's now or never, folks. I choose now.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't think it was a lack of faith in Sonny Grey as much as Rothschild wrecking him.

Now he is back to being the pitcher Cash thought he was getting. Just not for us.

I guess we will have to see if Happ improves under the new guy.

Doug K.

13bit said...

I think we should keep laying every problem with the Yankees - and the world, at large, for that matter - at the feet of Man Boobs for as long as we possibly can.

Anonymous said...

13,

Absolutely

Doug K.

Anonymous said...

I've only been reading the blog for a few months now, but you (Duque) have already corrupted my mind. I was reading an article yesterday about how outstanding Gray was last year and it just made me sick. What popped in my mind was exactly what you said in this article...we must keep Happ.
Brett

ranger_lp said...

If it wasn't for Larry Man Boobs, we may have been in the World Series in spite of Houston cheating.

#FYL

HoraceClarke66 said...

Completely agree, Duque, with this notation:

Weirdly, Sonny Gray has almost always been a better pitcher on the road than at home, even when he was throwing for the Oakland Athletics in beautiful, beautiful Oakland-Alamed County Coliseum, a pitcher's park if ever there were one.

HOWEVER...in Yankee Stadium, it got completely out of hand.

In 2018, his record was 7-5, 3.17 on the road, and a jaw-droopingly awful, 4-4, 6.98 at home.

It's more than BoJo Rothschild when you are THAT bad in the Stadium. Call it choking, call it an inability to adjust to the Stadium's dimension, Sonny always made us blue.

Happ, on the other hand, was pretty hapless at home (7-6, 5.01) or away (5-2, 4.81). But he DID make that dramatic September improvement once he started ignoring BoJo (5 games, 1.65 ERA, only 2 homers in 27 1/3 innings).

In other words, it would make much more sense to hang to Happ than it would have to hang on to Sonny (though it also made no sense at all to trade anyone for Josh Stowers).

Alphonso said...

Thanks for adding pressure to our season, Duque. Win now or die!

Maybe happy can also play first base?

Is it perhaps on Larry Rothschild that we blew the Sonny Grey ( Gray? ) opportunity?

How many days until pitchers and catchers?

Anonymous said...

There are some guys who, for whatever reason, suck in pinstripes. Sonny Gray was exactly such a phenomenon. No sense crying over it. I knew he'd get much better somewhere else. But he was always going to suck here, so we made the right move.

Happ last year was victimized by the new super-wound baseballs. If you notice, he didn't just get hit; he got moy-doyr-ed, and then some. Based on what MLB likes to do, which is to jerk us all around, doing stupid weird shit every year, to make itself look mysterious, suave, and intelligent, I would say that there's a pretty good chance that the balls in 2020 will be wound looser. There will probably be a lot fewer home runs this year. Happ should pitch a lot better. In fact, we all remember that he did pitch a lot better for the last month or so. It's possible that the new loosely wound balls were already being used for the last month of 2019. I seem to remember that there was even a conspiracy theory that the balls used in the 2019 playoffs were not as tightly wound. We should keep Happ around, at least until slappin' jabbin' rootin' tootin' Domin' Germin' comes back. If Happ becomes surplus, we can always trade him at the deadline for top dollar.

The Hammer of God

TheWinWarblist said...

Redemption? Fine. Redemption. Hapless has until the end of May. June 1st? Fuck him if he's stinking up the Bronx.

Everyone of you aging dotards should gang bronsky Man Boobs.


Fuck Sunny. Fuck Man Boobs. Fuck Ma Boone. Fuck Cooperstown Cash.

And fuck Hal. Or maybe just a little Ugga Bugga for him.

13bit said...

I really had high hopes for Shed Long...

HoraceClarke66 said...

I did, too, Bitty, until we, uh, shed him.

Sorry, sorry!

13bit said...

So long, Long...

TheWinWarblist said...

Oh hey, I missed it yesterday, but IIHIIFII...C has corrupted Brett's mind!

Yaayyy!!