Friday, January 3, 2020

There Is No Eggidence

I went into the Dominican to find out if there is any record of Domingo German.


I found this:









He has no biography.  Nothing is written about him.

Apparently, he likes eggs.

Why does a millionaire Yankee pitcher, having a career year, beat on his wife and mother of his children?

I guess if anyone knew the answer to that one, they would write a book.

I don't see how DG makes a comeback in NYC.  Maybe not even in major league baseball.

Why can't we get stars like Mickey and Billy who limit their damage to bar fights and themselves?  

 We can only hope that the victims of DG's assault can fully recover and live wonderful lives.But this is probably the most franchise-damaging event one can imagine. A young, starting pitcher with an 18-4 record. Gone.  Likely forever.  I just don't see the Yankee fans or teammates forgiving him.  He will bring nothing in a trade.

I think he might find a forgiving crowd somewhere in Texas....there are lots of fundamentalist christians there.  

And they all like eggs.

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Alfonso:
I have never been to DR. I hear its a great place. I coached High School Baseball. A lot of coaches played overaged players that were too old to play High School ball. The coaches lied about the player's ages. This could not be checked because the officials could not find birth certificates. I am not surprised about what you wrote. German's biography must be hidden with the birth certificates. Ed

Anonymous said...

What he did has not been disclosed. Of course he will have a career, after his sentence has been served. (and he Should have)

HoraceClarke66 said...

Reports continue to indicate that it was a slap. Unacceptable, of course, as is all violence against women. But this is so terrible we cannot even be told of it?

Anyway, I suspect he is through, too.

David in Cal said...

Found your shot at fundamentalist Christians disgusting and bigoted. Even if a single fundamentalist Christian had committed this atrocity, it would be wrong to attribute it to all fundamentalist Christians. It's even more wrong to blame fundamentalist Christians, when they had nothing to do with this.

Anonymous said...

Oh look a snowflake is offended wawawaaaaaaaaa

Servio Tulio Gamaliel said...

David just pray for him. He really need a lot of prayers because he didn't know our Lord Jesuscrist.

13bit said...

David, go hang out on the Red Sox blogs. They are as pious as you are. We're just Satanic assholes from that armpit of the Bronx. Don't let the door hit you on your way out. And don't get me going on the fundamentalists these days. Really, don't get me going.

Anonymous said...

I DON'T SEE WHY DOMINGO CAN'T COME BACK FROM THIS.

OUR BRASS WAS PETRIFIED HE WAS GOING WAY OVER HIS PITCH LIMIT FOR THE ENTIRE SEASON LAST YEAR.

HELL, THIS MIGHT EVEN BE A PERFECT SITUATION FOR THIS YANKEE TEAM (AND EVEN FOR DOMINGO)...

MAYBE IT WILL HAVE PREVENTED HIM FROM A SERIOUS INJURY.

ALL I KNOW WAS, HE WAS OUR BEST STARTER LAST SEASON.

HE HAD A LITTLE SLUMP AROUND 3/4 INTO THE SEASON, AS HE LANDED ON THE IL WITH A HIP AILMENT, BUT WHEN HE CAME BACK, HE WAS DOING PRETTY WELL AGAIN.

THEN WE STARTED USING HIM IN RELIEF BECAUSE OF THE INNINGS LIMIT WORRIES, AND HE WAS GOOD OUT OF THE PEN.

THEN AT THE MOTHERFUCKING, DICK SUCKING, CC FAREWELL TOUR, PART 9, (THAT NEVER SEEMED TO END), DOMINGO'S SEASON WAS DONE.

SEEMED TO ME DOMINGO HAS THE STUFF TO BE ABLE TO PERSEVERE. (HE HAS A GREAT 3 PITCH MIX, THAT HE CONTROLS- GOOD FASTBALL, GREAT SLIDER, AND A REAL GOOD CHANGE).

I DON'T THINK ANYBODY SHOULD BE WRITING HIM OFF.

I WANT HIM STARTING FOR US AS SOON AS HIS SUSPENSION IS UP. (HE'S IN HIS 20'S TOO).

OSUNA.

CHAPMAN.

IT'S 2ND CHANCE TIME, FUCKO'S.

Joe Formerlyof Brooklyn said...


I come here for distraction. When Christians (of any stripe) start posting about their mythic falsified faith, I am beyond offended.

Duque, Fonzi -- please terminate their rights to post here with extreme prejudice. Please.

Note this is not Violence. It's simple logic. You want to run a fun place to come and read about the Yankees. Unless one of these idiots can produce a photo (not falsified) of Jesus in a Yankees uniform, each should be declared Persona Non Grata.

What about "freedom of speech?" Go and read the Constitution. It does not extend to the right to make idiotic, unwelcome comments just about anywhere. These folks can buy a newspaper and post their crap in there -- that's the right to free speech.

Or better yet, they can go post on the websites of the religious, which are -- whatever the religion -- basically about The Big Imaginary Friend For Adults.

Austria's Only Baseball Fan said...

Joe, thank you for one of the most sane and relevant postings I've ever read on this site.

Platoni said...

I just hope Roy Moore wins the primaries again so I can watch fundamentalist Christians suck his cock one more time

Local Bargain Jerk said...


Here is a favorite quote on the subject from a great and underrated American thinker:

     The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect
     that my own is also.  I would not interfere with any one's religion, either to
     strengthen it or to weaken it.  I am not able to believe one's religion can affect
     his hereafter one way or the other, no matter what that religion may be.  But it
     may easily be a great comfort to him in this life -- hence it is a valuable possession to him.

          - Mark Twain


HoraceClarke66 said...

HEY—thought we said no politics. And, to quote John Lennon, I guess we should say, "no religion, too."

They used to always be banned from polite conversation, which was a good rule.

And in fairness, the cracks making fun of Christianity started before the posts defending it.

Everybody knock it off. This year is going to be hard enough to get through in any case. Let's keep this a Yankees haven.

Carl J. Weitz said...

LOLOL

JFB, you must have forgotten that Jesus wrote the constitution.....or at least guided the hand of each signatory of the document.

Platoni....so that would make only the fundamental Christians gay and not Roy Moore?

And Dave in CAl....obviously, you missed Alphonso's point which was to illustrate the Evangelist/Fundamental Christian's (constant) hypocrisy.

I believe that DG will suffer little from the fans or Yankee management. While slapping his girlfriend was foolish, it doesn't rival other athletes transgressions who were welcomed back with open arms. Now, if a video surfaces of him jabbing a prawn fork into her forehead repeatedly for not passing the cocktail sauce quickly enough.....or if he goes 4-18 this year, all bets are off.

Carl J. Weitz said...

I just have one last question:

What would CC do???

No, not the pitcher....Chad Curtis. I think we know.

After Chad's conviction of molesting six girls 16 and under, Gabe Kapler had a great quote:

"I'm floored that I misjudged the character of a man so horribly. Perhaps I was blinded with the mantle of righteous moral authority he always tried to wear and never looked deeper. ... Chad Curtis wasn't the first major leaguer to commit a heinous crime. I'm confident in my assessment, however, that he'll represent the last time that I allow the veil of religion and perceived moral high ground to impede my better judgment of another human being's fiber".

Anonymous said...

Not that it hasn't been interesting to read but, I second Hoss's comment.

We all get way too much of this everywhere else. Baseball please.

Doug K.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Chad was an idiot. Worse yet, he misjudged a flyball that cost us the 1997 ALDS against Cleveland. The bastard.

TheWinWarblist said...

I take one day off!! One fucking day!! And the mushy headed gods botherers descend like malignant lobotomized locust!? Fuck you and your pathetic irrational faiths!! Oooh noooo! Someone mentioned something about the hypocritical evil of fundie Xtians!??? Why would someone do that!?! Won't my made up, sexist, racist, ignorant, reality denying sky-daddy please come down and protect me and place of disgusting privilege in our society?!!?


FUCK YOU.

TheWinWarblist said...

Back to DG.

Most abusers were themselves abused and grew up in abusive home. More than likely DG's father beat him, his mother, and his siblings. Whole healthy people do not abuse their loved ones no matter what. That's the point of the joint agreement. To get both the abuser and the victim the help they both need.

As for the single slap? Slaps are like snowflakes; there's always more than one. Everyone of us knows that intimate partner abuse is never an isolated event. It's a persistent, repetitive pattern of behaviour.

DG'll be a better person and hopefully pitcher after he's gotten help.

TheWinWarblist said...

Sorry, this should have been posted up here.

TheWinWarblistJanuary 5, 2020 at 1:03 PM

I take one day off!! One fucking day!! And the mushy headed gods botherers descend like malignant lobotomized locust!? Fuck you and your pathetic irrational faiths!! Oooh noooo! Someone mentioned something about the hypocritical evil of fundie Xtians!??? Why would someone do that!?! Won't my made up, sexist, racist, ignorant, reality denying sky-daddy please come down and protect me and place of disgusting privilege in our society?!!?


FUCK YOU.

Carl J. Weitz said...

LOL

The Babe said...

WinWarblist,

FYYU!

TheWinWarblist said...

Babe, what does "FYYU!" mean!? WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN!?!??!!!!??!!!

The Babe said...

It was a typo. It should have been FYYY. Hopefully that helps.

HoraceClarke66 said...

There's an old Yiddish saying: "A slap passes, but a word remains."

Maybe. But I think both remain for a very, very long time."

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