Sunday, August 16, 2020

Virtual Baseball: Johnny Lasagna! Gets Chicago Pizza-ed. Surprise Starter Beaten, as Moncada Hits for Cycle.

 (On behalf of HoraceClarke66)

The Yankees’ short-lived stay alone in first place ended on Saturday, as surprise starter Johnny Loaisiga…was hit hard and early, in a 6-3 loss.
 Leading the charge for the ChiSox was Yoan Moncada, who hit a single, double, triple, and home run.
 Grabbing the win for Chicago with a complete-game victory was Dallas Keuchel, who the Yankees decided was not worth signing this year, either.  Keuchel surrendered home runs to Gary Sanchez and the Oft-Injured Hicks, but was otherwise imperturbable, striking out 11, for his 14th win. 
 Elsewhere in the majors, the streaking Mets, who have been on fire ever since losing their last series to the Yankees, moved into second place, just five games behind the world champion Nationals.
 The Mets, spurred on by the sensational play of former Yankee Brett Gardner—plus the desire not to have to wear Amazon penises on their uniform next year, if they somehow win the World Series—celebrated by sacrificing the 7-Line Army to the gods.

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