Saturday, August 1, 2020

Virtual Baseball: Tanaka!


From HoraceClarke66: 

Masahiro Tanaka insisted on coming off the DL tonight—and insisted on shutting down the virtual Red Sox in the Fens, 10-1.  

Home runs by Aaron Judge, Miguel Andujar, Gleyber Torres, and Mike Ford made it all a romp, but Tanaka—sporting a beautifully painted head bandage, pitched seven gritty innings to bring the Yankees to glory.

"Yes, I have been hit in the head.  So are many people, everyday, in this violent world.  I still had to do my job," said Tanaka, after his brilliant effort.

The win ended the month of July at 15-8, and a total of 75-34 for the season thus far—still one game behind the frontrunning TB Rays.  

"Oh, we'll catch them," manager Ma Boone said after the game.  "By all that is holy, we will run them down like the dogs they are, and rip their throats out!  Or, you know, a wild card spot would be fine, too."


3 comments:

JM said...

No mercy, Ma.

TheWinWarblist said...

None.

Isiyku Abdulahi said...


I really want the world to know about this great man who brought back happiness into my life again after my husband left me and the kids 3 years ago for another women online when i contacted Dr Believe he cast a love spell for me within 48 hours my ex husband start calling me and begging for forgiveness for everything that have happened between us. I was so happy to have my family back together with love again here is the email of Dr Believe via believelovespelltemple@gmail.com a man with the great powers you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348156148821
God bless you
I am very grateful for your help in my marriage.