Virtual Off-Day: ALDS Returns to New York for Deciding Game. Rumored FBI Investigation Into Cashman!

From the desk of HoraceClarke66...

As the battered and bloodied Yankees and Plankton-Swallowers made their way back to the Bronx for Game Seven of their ALDS, stunning news leaked from Washington to the effect that the FBI is investigating possible connections between Yankees GM virtual Brian Cashman, and an unidentified, “foreign entity.”

 

Just what that entity might be remains unknown, and the FBI is refusing to make any official comment. Sources close to the Bureau, though, indicate that Cashman has been in contact with a “nefarious element” that may be located outside of the country—“or perhaps, even this world.”

 

While the anonymous sources would not comment further, they did say that what had set this off was Cashman’s claim from a few years ago—meant to impress a bar pickup—that, “The Yankees control the universe—and I control the Yankees!”

 
“Someone took that very, very seriously,” said the source. “Was it Putin? The Chinese? Was it a deranged clown avatar that lives in a sewer? Was it…something even worse? We don’t know—and we don’t know if we want to know.”