Showing posts with label Guido. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Guido. Show all posts
Tuesday, April 17, 2018
Aaron Boone's squeaky voice is killing us
Posted by
Whitey Fraud
at
10:56 PM
He's a good looking guy with a smokin'-hot wife. He had a historic walk-off home run against the hated redsocks. But how can anyone listen to that squeaky, nasally, annoying voice of his and take him seriously? (Spoiler: they can't. They don't.)
It's time to rethink this new age experiment and get back to basics.
He's probably spending time with his kids Guido, Fabian, Amarosa, Vinny and Santaluces but give the guy a call. Tell him it was a mistake, a joke, a stunt, whatever. We need Joe Girardi back in the Bronx. Enough of the sucking! Enough of the errors!
We need the one man who can whip these guys into shape. Send the adenoidal pretty boy back to the booth!
Joey G, call your office and please forgive C-Money and the S-Boys for their horrendous error.
File under
A-aron Boone,
adenoids,
Amarosa,
C-Money,
errors,
Fabian,
Guido,
Joe Girardi,
Santaluces,
Vinny
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