There is a possibility that the rules of Ju-Ju, like Lehman Brothers, no longer exist. What if they simply ran out of gas?
Could they be like a celestial body suddenly deprived energy from a sun?
Perhaps, they
simply went limp when we won #27.
What if the built-in viruses, designed to forever prevent Ju-Ju Rules from being utilized by Yankee enemies against the Yankees, are faulty?
Could we have been hacked?
I think it is about time to begin assessing blame.
Brian Cashman must go.
Please note, I predicted he would no longer be the Yankees GM after this season ends. It has ended.
If he hadn't traded Jesus, none of this would have happened.
Personally, I am heading to South Mexico. I will be coach/player/manager and part-time bartender for my team in the dirt field league. I intend to drink heavily every day and never inquire about the Yankees.
My cell phone is already in the Hudson river.
Where I am headed, there are no newspapers to read and radio reception is limited to coded signals amongst the guerillas up in the hills, beyond the bean fields where we play.
I have told the Steinbrenners to think of me as gone and dead.
Just like the Yankees for the next decade, minimum.
It was a great ride.
Adios.
Friday, May 4, 2012
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Two words: cheap tickets.
Of course, the games won't be worth watching, but it is pretty when you look out at all that green while drinking.
I went to games in '68, '69, '70...it was good, cheap fun, and this year will be bad but not as bad as back then. And every once in a while you got to see the Folly Floater, which was a hoot.
Field box seats behind the dugout, $2.50. Looking forward to it.
Every day that passes, I'm thinking that Brian Cashman has the worst karma in history.
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