Traitor Tracker: .863 OPS

Traitor Tracker: .863 OPS
Last year, this date: 1.021 OPS

Saturday, September 7, 2013

Is This Like Waterboarding?



Each pitch makes me gag.  I constantly feel as though I am drowning.

I am relieved momentarily, then my nostrils and throat fill again.

I choke, spit and heave.

Finally, I am turned on my side and spit up water, snot and other fluids.

Then it is tomorrow.

My body convulses at the thought of another game today.

What do you say when 8 runs isn't nearly enough?




2 comments:

JM said...

Uncle?

Moe Sahd said...

as unhappy as I am I'm glad you are suffering more.