Monday, August 20, 2007

Another Dinger for Jesus Montero

Rejoice!

The future Yankee slugger-savior hit home run number 3 today in the Single A Gulf Coast League for Teen Millionaires.
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He is the youngest current player in the Yankees organization.
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He is the largest player on the Gulf Coast Yankees.
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His ETA: 2012.
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Change your ways. Jesus is coming.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

They said the same thing about Jesus Melian.

OK , so he was called, " Jackson."

Now, he is a fish monger on the gold coast.

Johnny Cash wrote a song about him, called, " I'm goin' to Jesus.....look out Jesus town."

How come there is no reference to baseball in the Bible?

- Tammy Faye Baker ( checking in from you know where ).

Anonymous said...

No matter what you say, Jesus Montero loves you.