Monday, August 20, 2007

Questions from Alphonso


1. Will Torre finally use Edwar appropriately ( looks like he might ).

2. I hope Joba replaces MO in 2 years. Or is he better as a Clemens -like starter?

3. I'm surprised Shelley is still here. Good for him. How cool was his 2 out 9th inning, 3 run HR?

4. Do you believe how well Giambi has been hitting?

5. Bench is really strong now.

6. Is Sean Henn still with the team? Can he surprise as well?

7. Tobata is done for year....they are removing his wrist.

8. Dellin Betances?

9. Did Steve Artz ever pitch again for river Dogs?

10. We failed to sign the ambidextrous pitcher from Creighton U.

11. Is number one pick having TJ surgery or not?

3 comments:

el duque said...

1. Edwar is back. No thanks to you.
2. Joba should start.
3. It was a way cool HR, and we sucked for losing the game.
4. Giambi must be back on the juice.
5. We'd be better off if somebody got hurt. We could play everybody.
6. Henn is back.
7. Tabada had a great year at Single A. He's 18. Give him time.
8. Betances could be the next TJ surgery guy.
9. Artz pitched two scoreless innings last night. But his ERA is up to 0.77.
10. Good. We don't want switch-pitchers.
11. Still donno. The bum hasn't thrown a pitch since last spring. He better pan out. We passed up some talent to draft him.

Anonymous said...

Where did you get my high school graduation picture?

- Alphonso

Stang said...

1. I can't wait until Drew Henson comes up!!

2. Yes, John and Suzyn work in the booth unchaperoned.

3. The only thing that compares to Hideki is Benihana!

4. Brian Bruney.

5. After the fifth question, we like to remind you of the great taste of a 5th Avenue bar. 5th Avenue, enjoyed by millions.

6. Giuliani for President!

7. The thing about Mussina is, nothing throws him off.

8. Joe Btfsplk?

9. Yes, Yogi really said those things.

10. Surprisingly, 74 percent of ballplayers say they wouldn't be bothered by having an ambidextrous teammate.