Jason, thank GOD you’re back! We were down to only three DHs!
*
M.V.P! M.V.P! M.V.P!
Hey, Lou Gehrig. That’s right. YOU. For $121 million, YOU are the luckiest man on the face of the earth!
*
Hey, Bambi. I hear they made a movie about you. "Super-Size Me."
*
Hey, Jason, you still count calories? You’re sure not counting hits!
*
Jace, it’s good to see you back to 270. We worried that if you got any thinner, you’d only use one pinstripe!
*
Hey, Slim, seeing you, it’s hard to believe Krispy Kremes went out of business!
*
Jason, next time you go to Scranton on rehab, buy a house!
*
Say something, Jason! Pretend you're talking to a grand jury!
*
$121 million and you can't field! You were the first man in history to make Tony Clark a defensive replacement!
*
Canseco's on the line! He says don't worry. The 'roids may shrivel your bat but you have great breasts!
*
Hey Jason, good news! The Yanks are selling sports bras with your number on them!
*
Hey, Jason, thanks for that walk-off homer in Minnesota... FIVE YEARS AGO!
*
It’s Jason Giambi! We want a walk! We want a walk! We'll take a hit-by-pitch!
*
One more year. One more year!
*
GIAMBI, YOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHK!
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
THINGS TO YELL AT JASON
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Posts
1 comment:
Did you see him leg out that grounder to short last night? Certainly worth taking an at bat away from Shelley for that.
Looked like he might have torn that plantar facia again, the way he was running. I love it when Jason " busts it " down the line.
Not only does Jason add to the pile of DH's on the team, it re-elevates the number of first baseman to about 6 with Doug M. tuning up.
Of course, only Andy Phillips can actually play the position.
Can we tade Doug and Gumbi for a prospect? A catcher maybe?
- Alphonso
Post a Comment