Thursday, May 23, 2013

Waiting for Betances

MUSTANG: Long night, last night. 
ALPHONSO: Did you stay until the end?
MUSTANG: Yes. Sadly. I couldn't sleep.
  
ALPHONSO: I know. (Despairingly) Are you sure he is here?
MUSTANG: It says so on the program.

ALPHONSO:
But why haven't we seen him? And what is "the program?"
MUSTANGIt's the program. The program is the program. And it says so on the program.
ALPHONSO: (sighs) I just thought he would appear.
MUSTANG: Yes. On a long night. Like last night. At the mound. (They look at the mound.) Do you think we missed him?
ALPHONSO: He would be hard to miss. Six feet eight. Big as a willow tree.
MUSTANG With leaves.

ALPHONSO: So what now? What does it say in your program?
MUSTANG: We wait.

ALPHONSO: Here?
MUSTANG: Tampa. Or maybe Scranton.
  
ALPHONSO: Charming cities. But if he did not appear last night, will he ever appear?
MUSTANG:  It doesn't matter. We wait. Tomorrow, perhaps. He will appear tomorrow night! Just wait.

3 comments:

Alphonso said...

Mon dieu! Nous attendons.

Anonymous said...

alphonso,
manger de la merde

J. Lam said...

Je ne parle pas francais.