Friday, January 17, 2020

The Scandal, according to Mean Girls

Posted by el duque at 2:12 PM

You gotta see this. 

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

That was really enjoyable. Thanks.

Doug K.

January 17, 2020 at 5:48 PM
J.P. said...

I don’t know what to believe anymore. I used respect Altuve the same way I did Eckstine (I’d say Pedroia but no, just no). I’m all for stealing signs but do it the organic way. If you’re too dumb to change it up with men on base or the catcher is too dumb to tighten up behind the plate, or coaches aren’t savvy enough to come up with a system good enough to evade prying eyes, then that’s on you. But if these assholes used “buzzers” in addition to that camera in center field, fuck ‘em. They should have everything taken from them. Everything. I personally can’t wait to go watch O’s - Astros at Camden yards (no one will be there so I know they will hear me) with my Yankee hat on and relentlessly berate every single goddamn one of those cheating arrogant schmucks. These dicks need to go the way of shoeless Joe and that shitty gambler with bad hair.

January 17, 2020 at 7:12 PM
Anonymous said...

WHEN MET, RED SOX, AND HOUSTON FANS DANGLE THE POSSIBILITY OF THE YANKS CHEATING TOO, JUST TELL THEM THIS...

DO YOU BELIEVE JUDGE, SANCHEZ, DIDI, STANTON, GLEYBER, AND ENCARNACION WOULD MISS A PITCH BY 3 FEET (OR MORE), WHILE KNOWING WHAT PITCH WAS COMING?

...BECAUSE TRUE YANKEE FANS CAN ATTEST IN SO MANY OF THE GAMES WE WATCH, THERE IS NO WAY THESE PLAYERS COULD HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT WAS COMING BASED ON THE FRUITLESS WILD SWINGS AND MISSES WE CONSTANTLY SEE.

DIE BOSTON.

DIE HOUSTON.

DIE METS.

January 17, 2020 at 11:55 PM
ranger_lp said...

That was too funny...

January 18, 2020 at 8:34 AM
HoraceClarke66 said...

Good point, ALL-CAPS!

January 18, 2020 at 1:34 PM

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