The prophet known as Old George used to say that to own the Big Apple, you had to merely win the back pages of fish-wraps. With that in mind, three years ago, we launched our Tabloids Back Cover Count - using Murdoch's Post and Daily News, Gotham's yin and yang - as a way of determining which sport team rules New York.
In 2017, when the surprising Yankees reached the ALCS, their dominance was assured. But ever since, their influence and power has perilously dwindled, as shown in the following chart.
However, 2020 brings a new game-changer. His name, of course, is Gerrit Cole.
Did Hal Steinbrenner see the dwindling number of Yankee tabloid covers, recall his dad's marketing philosophy, and conclude that it was time for a free agent signing?
Obviously, a winning team generates its coverage. Nothing succeeds like success, right? But over the last three miserable years, New York's back pages often came with ridicule and anger. The failure to generate a championship team - or even a team to reach the championships - has allowed mediocrity to reign.
You can see it in the back pages: Lost opportunities.
Between 2017 and 2018, the Jets virtually doubled their cover count - from 35 to 70. Yet this year, stuck at 68, they made no inroads whatsoever, despite fielding a slightly better team than the rotten, piss-poor Giants. This should have been the Jets' year to bypass the Tisch/Mara country club abomination. They simply blew it.
Meanwhile, the Giants lost about a third of their covers over the previous year - a drop from 140 to 87. Even so, they somehow received more attention than the Jets. You wonder: Why should the Giants care if they win or lose? They still command the back pages.
Then there is the utterly rancid Knicks, a franchise I once followed - long, long ago. They have fallen into a permanent trench, an ongoing disaster that seems to defy the rules of random selection: If the Dolans 20 years ago had simply flipped coins on every decision, or turned over the reigns to a cab driver, they couldn't have done worse. They can't even tank properly. Frankly, I believe it's something about New York: The incredible distractions and stresses ruin players. I have no expectation of following them again in my lifetime. No team in sports is more deserving of a public shunning.
Three years ago, the Knicks compiled 129 covers - not much, considering that they have almost the entire winter to themselves. This year, they generated 68 covers, and most were condemnations by tabloid editors who'd had enough. And yet, still, the tabs didn't follow the Nets, who scored a woeful 15 covers in 2019.
As for the Rangers? Islanders? Jersey Devils. To be noticed, they must win a Stanley Cup. The Rangers in 2019 took one cover - one. Bob Kraft's sex scandal, Bryce Harper's hair, and Big Papi's shooting all received more attention.
It's as if the owners are colluding - systematically allowing their teams to be bad - so their billionaire brethren are not embarrassed by the products they sell.
So... the Yankees in 2019 remained kings of the back page. But be forewarned: If Cole pulls up lame, or Aaron Judge tweaks a gonad, or Giancarlo simply sits out another season... 2020 could be the year the Mets take over.
You can read it in the morning news.
5 comments:
Ppppfffffttt!
How many "Giants Sucking Sound in NJ" headlines can they run?
I DON'T LIKE WHAT WE ARE DOING.
LOOKS LIKE WE SIGNED COLE, LET GO OF SOME GOOD PLAYERS TO DUMP SALARIES, AND ARE NOW WRINGING OUR HANDS OF THE REST OF THE OFF SEASON.
FACTS:
THAT DAMN HICKS WON'T BE AROUND TILL JUNE?...JULY? (IF AT ALL)?
THAT ROTTEN STANTON IS STILL ON THE TEAM. CAN'T FIELD, CAN'T RUN, CAN'T HIT IN THE CLUTCH.
ROMINE IS GONE. (HIGGY #2 CATCHER WITH SANCHEZ AROUND)?
SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT HIM, BUT ENCARNACION WAS A CLUTCH HITTING JOY WHILE WE HAD HIM. (EXCEPT FOR THE HOUSTON SERIES).
WE HAVE NO SOLID PROVEN LEFT HANDED HITTERS. (SORRY, I'M NOT COUNTING GARDY).
IF ANDUJAR HITS .350 IN SPRING TRAINING AND URSHELA HITS .130 , WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
MY SUGGESTION?
WHY DON'T WE TRY TO PRY JOSH BELL FROM THE PIRATES? (DANGEROUS LEFTY HITTER).
ARE WE REALLY GOING TO GIVE MIKE FORD A SHOT?...I DOUBT IT.
Jimmy, that's not anonymous, that's ALLCAPS.
JIMMY...
SOMETIMES I DO RAMBLE WILDLY BECAUSE OF MY INNER YANKEE "RAGE".
...BUT, YOU DON'T KNOW THE NAMES, HICKS, STANTON, ROMINE, HIGGY, SANCHEZ, ANDUJAR, AND FORD?
C'MON JIMMY.
THIS IS "IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS CAUGHT".
YOU NEED TO RAISE YOUR GAME TO BE IN HERE.
NO DISRESPECT.
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