Monday, September 21, 2020

Are we being too hard on "The Office Boy," "Coops," "Brain," Brian Cashman?

FROM THE MAGICAL KEYBOARD OF HORACECLARKE66...

Words that I never thought I would find myself writing. But with Saturday night’s win, your New York Yankees clinched their 28th consecutive winning season. 

 Even with this year’s sad, mangled cat of a season, that’s not a record to sneer at. As far as I can tell after a quick survey, the only team that’s ever topped that mark was…your New York Yankees, with 39 consecutive winning seasons from 1926-1964.

 

(Take away Babe Ruth’s “Bellyache Heard Round the World” in 1925, and it probably would have been 46 straight. But into every Yankee fan’s life a little rain must fall.)

 

Our main problem with Coops has been his teams’ continual flops in the postseason. The Yankees have been eliminated in their last 7 straight playoff appearances, not even managing to make the World Series in the 2010s.

 

That record of falling short of the ring is tied for the worst streak in franchise history…with Cashman’s 2001-2007 Yankees teams. 

 

But even so, is that really such a reflection on our sad-eyed little office Machiavellian? After all, the last 4 straight eliminations have come at the hands of confessed cheaters, the Houston Wirewearers and the Boston Beansuckers.

 

A number of those earlier October face-splats can also be plausibly laid at the feet of Joe Torre, much as we love him, such as the time he apparently suffered petite-mal seizures on the bench and refused to give the steal sign when Boston’s catcher literally could not catch the ball in 2004, or when our pitcher was attacked by ravenous Cleveland insects in 2007.

 

For that matter, doesn’t this also reflect MLB’s cheapening of its product by continually adding rounds of playoffs?  More than in any other major sport, a short playoff series distorts true quality in baseball. It’s as if the Super Bowl or the NBA championship games consisted of a single quarter—at most.

 

During these 28 regular seasons, the Yankees have not only had a winning record every single year. They have also finished first 15 times, made the postseason 23 times (assuming they clinch a spot in the next day or two), compiled the best record in the American League 10 times, and the best record in major-league baseball 5 times.

 

The Yankees also had the most wins in each of the first two decades of this century—even if many of those teams were powered primarily by players first developed or acquired by the holy trinity of Stick, Buck, and Bob.

 

In other words, for all our dismay at the ultimate failures come October—14 of 15 and counting—hasn’t Cashman given us what we really want most of all, which is, day after day, year after year, to beat in other teams’ heads with a rock until what’s inside spills out like so much guava jelly?

 

Well, maybe.

 

But here is where I think we have a legitimate beef. In perusing Tom Verducci’s book with Joe Torre on Joe’s time in the Bronx, The Yankee Years, we find this passage in reference to Torre being fired after the 2007 season:

 

“The Yankees, meanwhile, were abysmal when it came to age and injuries. They flushed away $22.22 million on players who couldn’t play, or almost 12 percent of their bloated payroll. They lost 1,081 player days to the disabled list, more than three times as many down days as had the Indians [who eliminated our guys that year, with an assist from the midges]. Over the previous three seasons, the Yankees ranked 23rd in baseball in days lost to the disabled list, a trend that would continue in 2008.”

 

Not to mention all the way to 2020.  Then there’s this, from the same source:

 

“In Torre’s final 17 postseason games, his starters were 2-8 with a 6.36 ERA while averaging only 4 2/3 innings and three strikeouts per start.”

 

In other words, it’s always the same, going back over much of the past two decades. The constant overrating of over-aged ballplayers, the inability to keep stars on the field, the frittering away of the team’s monetary advantage, and the failure to have a good enough starting staff to bull the Yanks through the postseason, when starting pitching matters the most. 

 

Throw in a constant failure to provide his managers with enough role players on the bench or effective relievers in the pen for October, and that pretty much covers why the Brain has been unable to even get to the Series since 2009—and NEVER with a team he built himself.

 

Would even the best general managers whatever was lose fluke playoff rounds today? Sure. Would any decent GM lose them so consistently?    

21 comments:

13bit said...

We are not being hard ENOUGH on the guy. He thinks he knows baseball. He has had assloads of money to work with. We have gotten one World Series from him and that was won under extraordinary circumstances - the last gasp of the dynasty players plus an infusion of money that would turn around a small, failing city.

He has consistently gotten rid of promising young players and replaced them with abominations, crimes against baseball humanity, loser shitfaces who are more than happy to pretend they give a shit. He has signed one terrible pitcher after another, though to man a submarine. He has presided over the worst injury and RE-injury run in Yankee history.

His coaches have gotten mediocre, his trainers and conditioning people are morons, his general manager is a brainless puppet, and I'm sure the groundskeepers all owe him fealty and pay him off in ways that I cannot imagine. And yes, every person there is "HIS" at this point. The only person more odious in that organization is Randy Levine, for whom a special barbecue spit is reserved in hell.

Fuck Brian. We have been WAY too easy on him.

13bit said...

PS, in my saliva-spewing fervor, I meant to write "One world series in the last 20 years" but, when I think about it, I'll let my statement stand. The original dynasty wins I'll put on Stick and Bob, that amazing vaudeville troupe out of Topeka, Kansas around the turn of the century.

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Anonymous said...

Yeah, Cashman's real tenure has been from 2002 onward. The '96 and '98-2000 dynasty were not really his teams. So the Brain has only won in 2009 by my count. Other than that we've had countless playoff eliminations, so many that I can't even remember them, especially since they all pretty much resemble each other. The lousy starting pitching, getting one hit through 7 innings, the lack of any fundamentals, the incessant swinging for the fences (and coming up empty), the lack of any kind of managerial creativity. Except for that one year 2009, it's been disgusting since 2002. The guy is a second (or third) class GM. Witness Javier Vasquez, not once but twice! Stephen Drew for almost an entire year!

The Hammer of God

DickAllen said...



Is it not enough that we've had 28 consecutive winning seasons?

How many franchises, besides the Yankees of another era, can claim that kind of success?

Would you like a GM like Dumbrowski who guts his organization for a hunk of metal that puts the franchise in a state of disrepair for years? Like Miami, or Detroit, or the Sux? Or worse: you could be a Mets fan or...take you pick.

Nope. Complain all you want, but be thankful you weren't born rooting for Pittsburgh.

ranger_lp said...

Team is built for the regular season. But when the playoffs happen, the opposing pitching gets better and the HRs start shrinking. You're not seeing 10-1 wins against Tampa Bay, are you?

Analytics fail in a short series because it's not based on such...I can keep going...

13bit said...

20 years with a winning record may be good enough for others, but we are Yankee fans.

I'd rather have a few years where we hadn't choked due to lack of hitting or pitching.

Without a title, it's meaningless. We are Yankee fans.

And I repeat, we are Yankee fans.

Anonymous said...

What success? With the most lavish resources in baseball, Cashman has won exactly one world championship in the last twenty years, with only two World Series appearances in that span. The one world championship resulted from a one-off spending spree of a quarter billion dollars that later proved a millstone on the franchise, preventing further fruitful player development. For nearly twenty years, Cashman allowed the grossly incompetent Mark Newman to botch one major-league draft after another before finally pulling the plug, after years and years of damage was done.

Cashman is not very bright. Look at this background compared to that of the best and the brightest GMs in the game. He was a nepotism hire. He's an idiot, lacking the slightest spark of creativity or originality or cleverness. He was behind the curve in adopting analytics, not ahead of it, like Oakland and Tampa and Boston and other teams. Long after Boston had hired Bill James as a consultant, Cashman was still letting a mediocrity like Mark Newman blaze his path of ineptitude. Sorry. That's it.

DickAllen said...

That would be 28 years.

Everything MLB has done in the last twenty years or so has been about money. Money for everybody. Except you and me. We are supplying them with all the cash they require.

Breaking the league up into divisions, more layers of playoffs, revenue sharing, luxury taxes; even eliminating minor leagues. MLB only cates about one thing: money. And the owners and players are engaged in spreading it all around, to the winners and losers alike. Just ask fans in Baltimore and Pittsburgh, two once-great franchises that have been in the basement for years. What keeps this merry-go-round going? Money.

What does this have to do with Brain Cashman? Everything. The Yankees are the richest club in the sport and they are raking it in. Remember when they decided the corporate goal was to get below the “salary cap?” That was their way of getting right with the rest of the owners. The Sux and Dodgers followed suit.

And so now we have a neat little club with all the owners agreeing, like the Yankees, to remain competitive, but do nothing to dominate the game. The Yankees have the advantage of money, but like the good corporate souls they are, they only want to APPEAR competitive, but not use their financial muscle to dominate the sport like they used to. So Cashman is the perfect face of the franchise who gets paid to draw our ire and frustration.

The teams of the 90s were a fluke. And as Yankees fans we think we are entitled to win championships when the team has tacitly agreed not to.

You want a great GM who delivers meaningless hunks of metal (he wasn’t kidding when he said that)? How about Dave Dumbrowski? You get that trophy and then suffer for a decade after he trashes your farm system. Just ask fans in Miami, Detroit and Boston. And he keeps getting hired. Why? Because the money keeps rolling in and fans like us get suckered. And we volunteer for it. It’s like going to a whorehouse and expecting to be loved. The owners pretend to love us while we get off, and we keep coming (pun intended) back for more - they keep raising the prices and we keep coming back because we love the game.

So why bitch about Cashman? He’s only one guy in a corporation that puts profit ahead of excellence as long as it LOOKS LIKE they are trying to win.

The Yankees are all about being competitive but not about winning. Winning would require them to break off from the “club.” Doing so would require MLB to put new barriers in place to bring them back into the fold.

So complain all you want about Cashman. That’s part of his job.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Some good points all around, I think.

Cashman's failures are so consistent and maddening that I find it hard to believe they are purposeful.

He is, in many ways, the worst sort of executive:

—He has no expertise in his field, but...

—He refuses to seek out and hire people who have proven they do have such expertise...

—And at the same time refuses to ever admit a mistake, making them over and over again (Looking at you, Nick Johnson and Javier Vazquez).

At the same time, he is so good at schmoozing his boss and the press that his job is never in danger...

HoraceClarke66 said...

MLB is indeed a cartel, Richie Allen, and they don't like anybody to poke their head up too far. But they also don't like any one team spending too much more.

Remarkably, when he has had carte blanche, Cashman has used it, spending far more than most other teams. But thanks to his incompetence, he still couldn't bring home that very meaningful piece of medal.

(More meaningful than the medal, I would say, has been the disgrace. I don't like losing pennants to the Boston Red Sox. I don't like losing World Series to teams like the Florida Marlins. Sure, that's the irrationality of a fan. But that's why we're here: to be irrational!)


HoraceClarke66 said...

One thing I disagree with you on, Richie: those 1990s teams were no fluke. They were expertly put together by a team led by Gene Michael, who not only developed a top farm system, but knew which of the kids to deal, and for whom, and which to keep.

Take a look at the details of how those teams were made. Again and again, there were top prospects—looking at you, Russ Davis—who were considered "can't miss." Michael saw they would miss, and got real talent in return for them.

Again and again, there were guys this or that one of George's "baseball people" were dubious about. Michael insisted on keeping them. Looking at you, Derek Jeter, who Clyde King convinced George should be sent down for more seasoning in 1996. Filling in until he was ready? Seattle's Felix Fermin, who the Mariners would give up in exchange for...Mariano Rivera.

Michael learned what he was doing through a lifetime in the game, and he put aside his ego enough to hire baseball men who were just as capable.

Four championships in five years, and three in a row. Only the 1936-39, '41 Yankees, and the 1949-1953 Yankee have matched or exceeded that. And George Steinbrenner pushed Stick and Buck and the like away, in exchange for a lickspittle who would do whatever he wanted.


Anonymous said...

HC66--You underestimate the influence of Buck Showalter on Michael in resisting George and sticking with young talent. Bernie Williams, for example, always said it was Buck, not Gene Michael, who saved his career. Michael had been a Steinbrenner time-server for a long time by the time Showalter got there--it was Showalter who sparked the change in orientation, and Michael followed. George's suspension gave them the needed leeway.

Anonymous said...

I wish Buck would come back and manage the Yanks, even if it is so no one has to listen to Ma Boone's post- game babble. Aw but the scribes love him
Archie

HoraceClarke66 said...

I don't think Stick was ever a time server. But yes, Buck deserves a lot of credit. So does Bob Watson, and so do the people these guys brought in. All of whom withered on the vine or were chased away by the Brain.

JM said...

There must be a cheaper replacement level GM. Or one that's better.

I guess when you work for a tyrant for years, it warps whatever abilities you once had.

If any.

Yankee Daddy Roger said...

Err, need a lefthanded bat. Have needed it, like, forever?

Anonymous said...

Yes, Yankee Daddy Roger. So when Jeter offered RH RF Stanton to Cashman, instead of saying "No, we've got one of those already (RH RF Aaron Judge), how about LH CF Christian Yelich instead?", Cashman got suckered. Like when he signed LH OF Els, a player we didn't need because we already had Gardy.

Anonymous said...

@RichieAllen Yeah, I thank God that I'm not a Pittsburgh fan. But then, I don't think I became a Yankee fan because of sustained mediocrity. I became a Yankee fan because of all the great players they've had and the championships, the winning, the professionalism. But this team has become the epitome of mediocrity over the past two decades, save for that one miracle year of 2009, when A-Rod finally hit in the postseason and the Brain had spent a few hundred millions the past winter. That was more than a decade ago and I'm really getting tired of waiting for the next one.

Long term mediocrity is just not in our blood as Yankee fans. The club might be raking in the money and fattening Prince Hal's wallet, but as with everything in life, there will be a price to pay for this complacency and mediocrity in the long run. I'm not going to pay attention, and a lot of other Yankee fans won't give a damn either. Ultimately, the club's fan base will shrink and the great Yankee dynasties will just become old memories. In fact, this crazy Covid year might very well be the start of the great decline. MLB and the Yankee ball club have lived charmed lives until this year, but you know the Piper will be paid at some point.

The Hammer of God

HoraceClarke66 said...

Well, exactly, Anon. Cashman SHOULD have had Jeter by the short and curlies, knowing Derek had to unload payroll for the new owners.

Yelich was exactly what they needed: a young, able defender as well as a terrific bat in a position—centerfield—where the Yanks were going to need someone soon.

Sure, he would've cost more—maybe Hick and Sheffield, along with Starlin?—but with the money they saved they could've outbid Boston for J.D. Martinez, a better, cheaper version of Stanton, as it turned out. Maybe you then go back and pawn Sanchez off on them for Realmuto the next year, a deal that was supposedly offered.

I don't care how much Boston and Houston cheat, that's two rings right there. Sure, Yelich is struggling coming back from injury this season, but he's STILL outplaying Hicks.

Of course, if you didn't have Sheffield to trade for Big Maple, you might have had to do something crazy like sign Keuchel for a couple peanuts...

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