No, he's not!

Maybe Gerrit Cole becomes an Astroglider. Maybe not. Who knows?

No one.

But if the Yanks are reported to be "uninterested," it may be time to measure him for pinstripes.

Double Your Pleasure?

The Posts' Ken Davidoff, obviously fighting off the doldrums of winter, posits that the Houston Astrogliders are becoming clones of the small-market redsocks. And to make his case, Ken mentions the guys our fearless GM Cashman is pursuing.

Weak tea, Kenny; mysterious are the ways of C-Money. And clearly unfathomable to a mere Post baseball bloviator.