Thursday, May 3, 2012

Jesus Replaced By Adonis

We traded Jesus for a nightmare.

In response, we are going with Adonis, recently signed from Cuba.

Is this a diplomatic disaster?

Is it a personnel disaster?

Does he come with a glove?

Can he play outfield?

Is he a switch hitter?

Does he speak Spanish or Greek?

In any case, we have gone secular.

3 comments:

Stang said...

Baseball America reports that Adonis, unlike the gentleman in the photo you chose, “doesn’t have any standout tools."

I'm Bill White said...

I did not give you consent to upload my bio pic.

Joe De Pastry said...

We should have signed Centipedes instead.