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Thursday, June 28, 2012

The Clay Rapada Poem

I didn't think today
Could be worse than yesterday.
And then Rapada -- Clay
Tried to turn his doubleplay.

I thought there was no way
That we would lose today.
And then Rapada -- Clay,
Tried to turn his doubleplay.

Who cares whate'er I say?
I should simply go away.
Never watch Rapada -- Clay,
Try to turn his doubleplay.