The mooning of Papi? Dare to BELIEVE

The mooning of Papi? Dare to BELIEVE

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Poetry Corner: Who injected what into Clemens' butt?

Who put why into A-Rod’s thigh?
Who inserted when into Damon’s chin?
Who spread jelly onto Boomer’s belly?
Who injected what into Clemens’ butt?

Who thrust how over Jorge’s brow?
Who gave cheese into Coney’s knees?
Who pushed piss into Tino’s wrist?
Who pierced where into Rocket’s derriere?

Who pressed meat into Clemens’ retreat?
Who sprayed urine into Roger’s stern?
Who shot juice into Rocket’s caboose?
Who shoved a pumper into our boy’s dumper?

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