He was talking about the American League's dominance in interleague play. He was preparing to unveil a statistic.
I swear I heard it.
He said, "Dig this...!"
He did. No lie.
I, El Duque, hereby testify and swear that the above statements are true and have not been altered in any way, shape or form to convey a different meaning. I am telling the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.