Thursday, May 26, 2011

Only Cashman and I Were Right, and We Were Right Early.

Soriano is a bum.

He is a nut job.

He is our 2011-2013 Carl Pavano.

He will wait another 6-8 weeks ( making it 8-10 ), soft toss a while, work himself up to a mound, go to Trenton for a week or two, throw in one big game, get hammered, and then call Dr. Andrews for the surgery.

$31 million.

Cashman blew that much on Kei Igawa, but he was spot on about this loser.

I knew he was a loser when he refused to pitch against teams from the AL East in spring training. He couldn't remember that he threw against all of them for the last few years during the regular season.

Cashman and I begged the Yankees to dump this fraud.

I hope Dr. Andrews cuts his arm off at the elbow.


The Stick said...

Cashman is never right. He can't find his ass with both hands and a map.

Joe De Pastry said...

He found Colon, Garcia, and Martin.

Joe De Pastry said...

On the other hand, Aceves is 2-0 with a 2.22 ERA for the red sux.

DeadBat said...

Thanks for the laugh Alphonso. I love this site!

The Yankees did offer Aceves a contract, he turned it down.