Friday, January 23, 2015

Evil schemes by Bill Belichick that were never exposed

1. Fill Brady's uniform with Flubber gas.

2. Program scoreboard to award Jets only 5 points for TD.

3. Hypnotize Bills into drafting E.J. Manual.

4. Extend Ravens' first-down chain to 11 yards.

5. Laser beam controls coin toss.

6. Live ammo in Broncos' confetti cannon.

7. Trick Washington owner into naming team "Redskins."

8. Send Gronkowski back in time to die repeatedly, meet Emily Blunt, learn secret of winning.

9. Roger Goodell receives "interesting" photos of Roger Goodell.

10. Replace Tom Coughlin with red-faced, hand-waving robot.

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