Friday, January 9, 2015

Nine other reasons why Curt Schilling didn't get elected to the Hall of Fame


1. He's too handsome for writers' tastes.
2. Obvious voter bias against Boston.
3. Too beloved to be confined to one induction class.
4. He writes too much better than the writers.
5. Government fears truth he'd speak from podium.
6. Looks too young to be retired.
7. Would outshine Ruth, Musial, Mays, et al.
8. Everybody jealous of him.
9. That - cough - "issue." 

1 comment:

Leinstery said...

You missed the most obvious. He sold all of his votes when he auctioned off everything from his estate.