Thursday, September 29, 2016


I'm on a train to Yankee Stadium so I can't get fancy with graphics, but we're featured on

In other breaking news, I wore my baggiest pants and cleanest underwear today.  I have also turned down a request from a journalist to "come to my section with a film crew".

I told them there are enough nude pictures of me on the Internet.

Updates will continue.

1 comment:

JM said...

Jesus Montero suspended 50 games without pay after testing positive for a banned substance (dimethylbutylamine) #BlueJays