Gerrit Cole, Gerrit Cole, Gerrit Cole

From Doug K.

GERRIT COLE (Let it Snow)

Oh, the weather outside is frightful,
But the hot stove is so delightful.
And at last there’s something to show
Gerrit Cole! Gerrit Cole! Gerrit Cole!

Hal finally opened his wallet.
Our rotation, now is solid.
To the series we should go.
Gerrit Cole! Gerrit Cole Gerrit Cole!

Sure he did it to please Sinclair
and also Am-a-zon Prime.
But, the truth is I just don’t care.
We should win it all one more time.

So we’ll finally beat those cheaters.
While the Red Sox Nation teeters.
Run a pennant up the pole
Gerrit Cole! Gerrit Cole Gerrit Cole!

While there’s no Bowie Kuhn to null it
Let’s hope that he’s not Don Gullet,
And his arm out he won’t blow
Gerrit Cole! Gerrit Cole Gerrit Cole!

Sure, Stanton’s still on the team,
and Sanchez forgets how to hit
but we finally signed the cream
so I’m hoping, this might be it.

Oh, the weather outside is frightful,
But the hot stove is so delightful.
and at last there’s something to show
Gerrit Cole! Gerrit Cole Gerrit Cole!

Gerrit Cole! Gerrit Cole Gerrit Cole!