Wednesday, September 30, 2020

Hush, Hush, Sweet Cleveland

This morning, in a justifiably chest-thumping post, El Duque wrote: "Last night, the Yankees beat the everlasting snot out of Cleveland, embarrassing the city even more than the Presidential candidates did." 

Duque is right, and a look at the front page of today's Cleveland Plain-Dealer proves it.

Are the people of Cleveland permitted to know that their team is in the playoffs? Did a daily newspaper in a playoff city ever bury its game story so deep?

92 comments:

DickAllen said...



Well, from the looks of last night's game, Cleveland WASN'T in the playoffs.

And they may not be tonight either.

TheWinWarblist said...

From your sweet nicotine stained lips to the Gods of JuJu ears and hearts, Richie. Lips to ears and hearts.


7:08 EST game time.



Seriously Hal, for ever and always, fuck you.

TheWinWarblist said...

Any new on the weather?

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TheWinWarblist said...

Fuck the ever-lovin' Twins. They can't do anything right.

TheWinWarblist said...

Oh, Shayzee, you're such a disappointment to your mother and I.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

This rain is the new midge. Should not be playing. Walk off the field.

TheWinWarblist said...

Okay, that one was meaningful ...

Pocono Steve said...

This fucking HP ump.

TheWinWarblist said...

They're running up Carrasco's pitch count but don't have much to show for it.

TheWinWarblist said...

What the fuck is a Karinchak??

TheWinWarblist said...

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BernBabyBern said...

Giooooooooooooooooooooo!!

13bit said...

YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Pocono Steve said...

Ho-lee fecal matter.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Hmm, few more runs and Stanton might be ready to deliver.

This Maton guy looks 15

TheWinWarblist said...

Still no outs, but here comes Sanchez to Cleveland's rescue...

Pocono Steve said...

Would've been nice to have buried them that inning, but maybe I'm just being greedy.

ranger_lp said...

Sanchez killing another rally...it's getting old...

TheWinWarblist said...

Greedy is the Yankee way. Never apologize. We want more!!

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Run on an out... John popped wood.

Anonymous said...

The most happy fella!
He loves mozzarella!
He lost my umbrella!
His armpits don’t smella!

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

The Sancheeto!

HoraceClarke66 said...

How is it possible that we have 13 pitchers and nobody to put in?

HoraceClarke66 said...

An 0-2 single. Green is such a pisspot.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

“Is it just me or do you smell coffee?” -John Sterling

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Wow, now I smell Lasagna. That’s so weird.

TheWinWarblist said...

THROW STRIKES YOU PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE!!!!!

TheWinWarblist said...

DAMN YOU LASAGNA!!!!! MAY YOUR EYES BLISTER AND BURST!!!

Leinstery said...

Why would you put Loaisiga in a playoff game?

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

“A terrific mistake”. - John on Lasagna’s breaking ball.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Leinster- maybe Boone is pranking Cashman?

BernBabyBern said...

It wasnt that terrific. .... Ugh, this game has been so frustrating.

DickAllen said...

The Master is not mentioning any names, and Suzyn is muttering to herself:

“Who’s making these decisions? I don’t understand it.”

TheWinWarblist said...

Please tell me he broke bone.

DickAllen said...


Our vaunted relief corps.

DickAllen said...



More like relief corpse.

Leinstery said...

Was Luis Cessa not available?

Happ is definitely turning back into a pumpkin in the second inning tomorrow, and then it's seven innings of futility.

BernBabyBern said...

Wait ... Perez fist-bumped the first-base coach when reached the bag -- with the hand that got hit and they've been examining the last three minutes. I'm not an orthopedic surgeon, but that doesn't seem like the smartest move to me.

BernBabyBern said...

That pitch to LeMahieu was on the same vertical plane as the pitch that Sanchez got rung up on. DJ got the call and is on first base. Sometimes the "human element" in umpiring is maddening.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

CLINT! THIS IS YOUR CAREER!

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Fuck. Trade him.

Anonymous said...

The pitch to Sanchez was a bit closer.

TheWinWarblist said...

The chubby kid is in at first.

TheWinWarblist said...

Oh dear sweet alcohol, hold me ...

HoraceClarke66 said...

Great play Hicks made on that ball, too. Up by 2, 2 men on, late in the game. How the fuck does a ball get over your head without it hitting or clearing the wall?

BernBabyBern said...

Aaaaaaarrrrrrrgggghhhh!

HoraceClarke66 said...

Good idea to pull Voit, too.

This speaks once again to having a "superstar" SS who you don't trust to play in the field in the late innings. And if you're all, be all in. Put in Chappie to get that last out in the 7th, if you don't trust Britton.

Ah, what a mess!

This team is like a cheap suit. It might look pretty good on the rack, but you put it on and it splits under the arms, or along the crotch, or the lining rips first thing. Any stress, and it comes apart.

Jo-Jo the Dog-Faced Boy said...

The Human Faucet will Save Us!

BernBabyBern said...

Gio's had a helluva game. That was a nice play.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Well, so at last it didn't matter when Chappie went in. Or, really, about anything else.

This team doesn't have the bullpen to get through this season, in particular.

BernBabyBern said...

Thank goodness Hand has lousy hands.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Warbler, where are your pants right now?

BernBabyBern said...

Goddammit. The 3-1 fastball was Gardy's pitch and he jumped on it too quick, blasted it foul.

HoraceClarke66 said...

That's right, Gary, lay off the first pitch. He's not going to try to get ahead of you, not with the bases loaded and a one-run lead.

HoraceClarke66 said...

All right all right all right we'll take it!

Pants on heads! Pants on heads!

TheWinWarblist said...

OOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!

BernBabyBern said...

I think D.J. actually smiled after that hit.

HoraceClarke66 said...

PANTS ON HEADS!

And not only does The Machine get the hit, but he also alertly goes to second when the Indians CF fell on his ass.

TheWinWarblist said...

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HoraceClarke66 said...

We need another bingle here, to get in those two.

HoraceClarke66 said...

By the by, Cal Quantrill is the son of Paul, summarily worked to death by Torre.

HoraceClarke66 said...

I like the aggressiveness of Judge swinging 3-0.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Hicks getting on my last nerve tonight. And how the fuck do you hit .125 lifetime with the bases loaded?

Leinstery said...

Because he sucks Horace.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Useless. And I know that Chappie is going to blow it all in the bottom of the inning.

But you know, I'm still glad they had enough heart to come back.

Joe of AZ said...

Aaannnd why is hicks even in the fuckin lineup... those were the worst swings I've ever fuckin seen ....and that's WITH Stanton on this team FUCK!

TheWinWarblist said...

Sit down you big hamburger!!@!!

TheWinWarblist said...

And the TV feed is frozen.

TheWinWarblist said...

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BernBabyBern said...

OH, SHIT. This is bad.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Oh, Gary.

HoraceClarke66 said...

They let that fucking busher step out so many times I thought he was going to go call his lifeline. And then Sanchez. Ah, me.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Too close for comfort...

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Leinstery said...

John's stutter after the strikeout and not knowing what this series is called had me worried that fat toad fucked up again.

HoraceClarke66 said...

PANTS...Well, you know where they are.

A gutsy win, I gotta say. And there goes my pick for the Series!

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BernBabyBern said...

Ice Cream Sandwich was soooooo happy to see that strikeout. He didn't want to be the Mickey Owen of 2020.

As soon as that passed ball happened, all I could think of was Tommy Henrich.

Kevin said...

God, that was nerve wracking! WOW doesn't begin to give it justice

Anonymous said...

Warblist seriously needs to get some kind of life or psychotherapy.

Leinstery said...

I just watched the replay of Loaisiga giving up the double, As much as I think he stinks, that was a routine flyball that our spectacular 3-hole batting centerfielder spun himself around on and then quit while he still had the chance to make the play. Then there was his stellar AB with the bases loaded in a game where the bullpen can't hold the lead. But hey at least he was gifted a triple thanks to a Hicksian effort by his counterpart. I've been thinking about it for the last 15 minutes, but he might be my least favorite baseball player ever.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Me, too, Bern, me, too.

And there' not a thing wrong with the Warbler.

HoraceClarke66 said...

I agree completely on the plays, Leinstery.

But in fairness, Hicks has given us some big moments. Remember that game against the Twins? Remember how he played hurt and hit the homer that kept us alive against the Cheatros last year? When you-know-who would not play and would not get off the roster?

It's just that, with Hicks, that's what you get: another season of erratic play, from a guy who should be a back-up.

It's not his fault that the Brain decided to sign him to a superstar contract.

Anonymous said...

Hicks gave you some big moments? This is the nadir of small-sample idiocy.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Speaking of small samples... the Yanks have never lost to the Rays in San Diego!

HoraceClarke66 said...

"X has done well at some key times" is TRUE or NOT TRUE, whether or not "X does not do well much of the time" and whether or not "X was a complete noodnik last night."

One statement does not cancel out the others. This is called logic, and it comes in handy with numbers as well as words.

Leinstery said...

Horace, that's probably the most accurate take on Hicks anyone can make, which has always been my problem with him. A couple of games every year he makes you say "boy we don't win that one without Hicks." But the other 160 games he's either forgettable or a hinderance. And Cashman treating him like and trying to convince us he's Barry Bonds just magnifies everything.

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