From HoraceClarke66's troubled computer connection...
In a silly and sloppy game, the virtual New York Yankees, playing in their second dome and their second country this week were edged by the Blue Jays again, falling 12-11.
A poor start by Domingo German left the Yankees in an early hole, trailing 8-3 after four, thanks to long home runs by Cavan Biggio and Bo Bichette. Behind the strong relief pitching of Johnny Lasagna, the Yanks rallied to trail by only 10-9—only to see Luis Cessa give up a two-run shot to Vlad Guerrerro, Jr., that put the stake in the heart.
Aaron Judge, Gio Urshela, and Clint Frazier all homered for the Bombers. But the fact remained that the Yanks are now three games behind Tampa Bay with just nine left to play.
"It might not be the worst thing for us to take a wild card slot," breathed Yankees GM Brian Cashman. "Let's face it: we don't want to have to play the Angels!"
When a reporter pointed out that the Angels had been eliminated from playoff competition back in August, Cashman replied, "You know what I meant," and broke the man's neck with a single twist of his new, motorized hand.
There were no further questions.
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We already know there is no god. There are only "power arms," "studs," "warriors," "veterans looking for a change of scenery," "young guys who need more seasoning ink the minors," "class three testicle tweaks," and the omnipotence of High Lord Cashman, the smartest man in the known and unknown universe.
If the real Yanks can catch the Rays, the virtual Yanks can catch the Rays.
On the other hand, the opposite is also true.
As long as we don't play the Angels.
Hey, Horace, the juju gods did allow for ten out of fifteen. Waddya want? Maybe they will run the table.
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