Tuesday, February 1, 2022

For head coach, the New York Giants hire nice man

 Wait'll Gotham gets ahold of him. We'll see how nice he is.



Aren't head coaches supposed to yell at players? 

3 comments:

HoraceClarke66 said...

Hey Duque, it occurs to me that we went the whole month of January without a single Yankees back page.

Can you tell us when the last time this happened was?

JM said...

Our new Giants coach is a fat, jolly man without a care in the world. He could be Santa Claus with a cholesterol problem and a heart condition and joint issues from carrying all that weight around. The key question is, does he approve of the food vendors at MetLife Stadium? Or is he having foie gras pizza (extra cheese) delivered hourly to his office?

These are what fans what to know. We already know that next season, the team will be 5-12, "making progress."

el duque said...

I don't think we've ever gone any month without a Yankee back page, much less a Yankee or a Met cover.

I think the tabs agree with our challenge.