Saturday, February 19, 2022

I Won't Go To A Ballgame

       


                                   

(Take Me Out To The Ballgame)

I won’t go to the ballgame.

There is Covid in crowds.

Won’t pay fifteen dollars for Cracker Jacks.

I don’t care if they ever come back.


'Cause it’s root root root for my wagers.

Three outcome baseball is lame.

Don’t care… one, two, three strikes, “Locked out!”

They’ve destroyed the game. 

5 comments:

JM said...

Where's Eddie Layton when you need him?

EDB said...

That's the spirit, Doug.

Unknown said...

Terrible

The Hammer of God said...

Just what Goose Gossage is saying. It's all fucked up. The game didn't need fixin' and the greedy morons have ruined it all.

The Hammer of God said...

Amen, they have destroyed OUR game. And they're not through yet.

The Hammer of God