Monday, February 28, 2022

Jeet beats

 Screw the tankathon Marlins. Life is too short. Time to sail away!



11 comments:

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

The Yanks will give him a one day front office contract, allowing him to retire again as a Yankee. The following August 21st, 2023 they will retire his office phone number.

Doug K. said...
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Doug K. said...

Make him GM and make the Yankees whole again.

First three moves

1) Fire Boone/Hire Mattingly.

2) Trade Gioncarlo (Hey,it worked once before.)

3) Hire Possada as special hitting coach for catchers.
His only job is to punch Sanchez.

TheWinWarblist said...

Doug K., you are a creepy genius. Of course, we could do number 3 as a stand alone maneuver. I am all for it.

JM said...

There are a lot of people willing to take on job 3 without pay.

DickAllen said...



If he can walk away, so can I.

Shut it down. Let me get back to my life. I remember having one - I think it's around here somewhere.

AboveAverage said...

Hey Doug, Wouldn't that be a Punching Coach? And why didn't Jeter announce this on 02-22-22?

Another missed opportunity . . .

Publius said...

Mattingly can't be far behind.

Publius said...

Hensley Meulens is back. The Yankees legend has been hired as assistant hitting coach. Never mind he was hitting coach for the world champion Giants teams. He's 54 now, and that's old. The thirty something never played in the big leagues hitting coach Cashbrenner hired needs a babysitter. Good hedge by Cashbrenner. Always thinking.

Doug K. said...

Worth reading...

https://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/ny-rob-manfred-disaster-deadline-20220228-wlrhvretonf5npuspagkqpyu5y-story.html

We talk about the Gammonites. How they perpetuate the bull shit. Here's a member of the new generation saying what needs to be said.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Doug K. is indeed a genius! (And, let's face it, pretty creepy.)

I kid, I kid! What's the Daily News article say? I can't get past the pay wall, and I feel bad stealing copies from the blind newsie on the corner.