Tuesday, February 1, 2022

Okay, everybody, it's time to martial all your juju: Alphonso has Covid.

Posted by el duque at 5:04 PM

The inventor of Reverse Negative Juju gave me permission to post this. 

Assume your power positions. This is one we gotta win.



17 comments:

13bit said...

As a fellow escapee from Yonkers, I am sending the powerful juju from a member of your tribe.

Hang in there and get well, Alphonso. We need you

February 1, 2022 at 5:48 PM
Scottish Yankee fan said...


I'm sending good thoughts and wishes from across the Atlantic ocean for a full and speedy recovery

Truly hope you get well soon

February 1, 2022 at 6:48 PM
Publius said...

Get well soon. Cashman needs you.

February 1, 2022 at 6:53 PM
DickAllen said...


I thought he was invulnerable.

February 1, 2022 at 7:31 PM
DickAllen said...


DO NOT SUCCUMB!

February 1, 2022 at 7:32 PM
Doug K. said...

The virus is smart. You are smarter. Watch the patterns and send it back to hell.

Get well soon.

February 1, 2022 at 9:02 PM
Stang said...

Fonz, my friend, I'll know you've recovered when the moon turns red and memories of Hal are wiped from the universe.

February 1, 2022 at 11:34 PM
Local Bargain Jerk said...


Alphonso, please hang in there. We're all pulling for you.

Also, see Publius' words above. That's the key.

February 2, 2022 at 8:05 AM
JM said...

Sadly, there are some things Crown Royal can't fix. However, I think you may have built up enough of its edifying effects to fend off this evil virus.

Get well soon, Alphonso. I hope it's not serious.

February 2, 2022 at 9:27 AM
Daniel Bard said...

Get well soon, Alphonso!

February 2, 2022 at 9:44 AM
ranger_lp said...

@Alphonso...Up your Vitamin D intake...30,000 IU two days in a row, 15,000 IU two days later...then stay at 10,000 IU/day. Should work.

February 2, 2022 at 10:05 AM
EDB said...

El Duque, why would you want o get so close. You might catch the studpidity disease The Genius has.

February 2, 2022 at 12:04 PM
Ken of Brooklyn said...

Sending EPIC JuJu, Nu JuJu, and Reverse JuJu your way my friend, we're all hoping you feel better ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

February 2, 2022 at 12:12 PM
Carl J. Weitz said...

I recently had Covid as has most of my family and friends. I bet over 50% of the US population has caught the Omicron. Or better said, it has caught us. Fortunately, everyone I know has been either double vaxxed/boosted or have already had the ailment. Thankfully, all Omicron cases were very mild and felt as if it was only a cold or sinus infection. Everyone please get the jabs.

Alphonso, get better soon, take a couple of grams of time release C twice a day and herbal antioxidants/immunization boosters. This will not affect your managerial appointment about 2 years in the future.

February 2, 2022 at 12:46 PM
Kevin said...

Alphonso, hoping and praying that you recover quickly and completely. My advice, drink heavily .... ;)

February 3, 2022 at 3:13 PM
Alphonso said...

I am doing fine, thank you all.

I remain covid positive ( tested again today ) but am mostly experiencing cold symptoms. I was fully vaxxed and boosted. And managed to acquire Paxlovid ( new pill from Pfeizer ) for treatment. Am half way through that regimen.

Hope to be fully recovered if baseball season ever opens.

Cashman and Boone gave it to me.

Love Y'all.

February 3, 2022 at 7:22 PM
Kevin said...

Great news to be sure. Hope your jellin' like felon..... ;)

February 5, 2022 at 8:04 AM

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