It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: An Above Average Haiku Tuesday - Don't Tempt The Devil, Edition

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Tuesday, July 8, 2025

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday - Don't Tempt The Devil, Edition

Posted by AboveAverage at 12:36 PM

GEORGE BACK FROM THE DEAD

RETURNED FOR EVERYONE'S HEAD

CASH AND BOONE UP FIRST

10 comments:

Doug K. said...: Finally a zombie story I can enjoy.; July 8, 2025 at 12:41 PM
AboveAverage said...: 🤣; July 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
JM said...: The Japanese Poets Society is proud of you, sir.; July 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Pocono Steve said...: Billy M. back too
All bums are benched, and suite toot.
All will feel his wrath.; July 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
AboveAverage said...: Quart Low of Leiter
Off to the IL with You !
Heal in Slow Motion; July 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
AboveAverage said...: Six Twenty Four, Ouch!
That's When Leiter Hurt his Knee
14 Days AGO; July 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Kevin said...: He claims that he got a stress fracture in his leg covering first base. WTF, is he postmenopausal or something?; July 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
HoraceClarke66 said...: That's pretty damned funny, Kevin.; July 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
AboveAverage said...: He's no longer on Frankensteinbrenner's short list, Kevin; July 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Kevin, he is premenstrual.
AA, Joe D. objects to you using the term daigo; July 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM

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