Fake Joba nabbed in Jersey

Charged with impersonating a Yankee.

No pole dancer involved.

From AP: Thirty-year-old Ryan Ward is charged with theft by deception and disorderly conduct, and could get more than a year in jail if convicted. He's charged with scamming a Belmar bagel shop out of free food last summer after allegedly telling an employee, "Do you know who I am?" and pointing to a photo of (Joba) Chamberlain in a newspaper sports section.

This is the news story that really needs a photograph.

Seriously. What if the guy looks like this:

In which case, New Jersey shouldn't arrest him. They should give him a medal. No, they should give him KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRK!