"Rickey Henderson has a strike zone the size of Hitler's heart."

That's what the great Jim Murray said.

Rickey's going in the Hall. Murray, the greatest sportswriter ever, is dead.

If only he were living... think of the material.

"Robbie Cano has the range of Saddam's nukes."

"Giambi's bat is the size of Spitzer's sex drive."

"CC Sabathia has thighs that could fill Dahmer's icebox."

"Mariano masks his intentions better than John Wayne Gacy in clownface."

"Arod has as much humility as Osama has conscience."

"Jeter can hit like Cheney could change facts."