Thursday, August 29, 2013

Today's Huffington Post Scoreboard

Signs You Are Middle Aged: 40

Females Kicking Ass on TV: 27

Moments that Will Transport You to 1910: 17

Most Loyal Dogs: 16

(TIE) Miami-Area Mayors Arrested This Month: 3
Words that Ended My Marriage: 3
Top Places to Retire in Asia: 3

Miley Cyrus VMA Rumors Totally Debunked: 1

8 comments:

KD said...

of even more interest than that dubious site is this: why is the "N" backwards on shy Micky's hat in your "Meet the Yankees" sidebar?

Mustang said...

KD, you weren't supposed to notice that. Now we have to decide what to do with you.

KD said...

I knew this had to happen someday. please, just make it quick and painless.

SanJoseKid said...

Today's most significant headline:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/the-singer-the-xrated-movies-and-the-dictator-kim-jonguns-former-girlfriend-executed-by-firing-squad-for-appearing-in-porn-films-8789322.html

JM said...

Shooting your porn star ex...that just isn't right. Unless you use a video camera.

Little Eddie Snowden, Vlad's Crotch Lamprey said...

Vlad was just saying that my traveling days are done but maybe he'll take me along on his next North Korea visit. He's such a super guy and we've grown very.. ummm.. close, shall we say. But this Kim fellow is a real humanitarian and believer of individual liberty.

although not nearly as horrible as in the U.S., life can be hard, even in a worker's paradise like NK. So it's especially heart-warming to see a leader take time from his busy schedule to set his people free. Free from the concerns of mortal existence. Not to mention free of the evil United States of America, the ogre of the World!!

Dennis Rodman, future US ambassador to North Korea and NBA Commissioner, said...

Thank you, fans! Thank you very much! Where's my Nobel Peace Prize?

B.H.O, Preezy of the United Steezy said...

You got the job, Dennis. Just gimme a little time for the paperwork. But forget the Nobel Peace Prize, dude. You need actual accomplishments for that. Oh, wait. Who'm I kidding? I'll make some calls...