Mail. That's Pinstripe Pinup Snooki, with her personal trainer, Anthony, who is pointing to her cleavage, which is obscured by the pop-up ad.
Good news: The sad state of the 2013 Yankees has not caused Snooki to overcompensate by eating. In fact, she's lost 50 pounds, becoming a take-charge mom.
She's happy! She's fit! She confident! Snooki wants everybody to know that if she can do it, you can, too. Good news, fatties: She's doing a workout tape.
This is what happens to Yankee blogs when our team crosses the Lillibridge to Nowhere.