Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Building the perfect beast

To unite America, A-Rod needs to date Miley Cyrus.

5 comments:

KD said...

Judging from what I saw, she could use some PEDs...

Mustang said...

I'm going to say this plain as I know how, and you can mark down I said it.

AROD will win the arbitration.

Anonymous said...

I hate you Mustang!

KD said...

A-Rod wins arbitration.. Think of the horror on the steinspawn collective puss. all those $$ out the door in A-Rod's pocket. Plus, poor Bud loses his scapegoat and we get another year of a half-decent 3B. I like it.

Nostradamus of the Bronx said...

A-Rod wins the arbitration and at a deadlocked GOP convention accepts the Republican nomination for President. He chooses Miley Cyrus as his "running mate" (rowf!). The ensuing campaign becomes a competition for the crucial Yankee fan vote as Yankee fan Hilary Clinton enlists Curtis Granderson as her vice presidential candidate. You heard it here first.