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Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Building the perfect beast

Posted by el duque at 1:44 PM

To unite America, A-Rod needs to date Miley Cyrus.

5 comments:

KD said...

Judging from what I saw, she could use some PEDs...

August 28, 2013 at 2:00 PM
Stang said...

I'm going to say this plain as I know how, and you can mark down I said it.

AROD will win the arbitration.

August 28, 2013 at 2:03 PM
Anonymous said...

I hate you Mustang!

August 28, 2013 at 2:20 PM
KD said...

A-Rod wins arbitration.. Think of the horror on the steinspawn collective puss. all those $$ out the door in A-Rod's pocket. Plus, poor Bud loses his scapegoat and we get another year of a half-decent 3B. I like it.

August 28, 2013 at 2:34 PM
Nostradamus of the Bronx said...

A-Rod wins the arbitration and at a deadlocked GOP convention accepts the Republican nomination for President. He chooses Miley Cyrus as his "running mate" (rowf!). The ensuing campaign becomes a competition for the crucial Yankee fan vote as Yankee fan Hilary Clinton enlists Curtis Granderson as her vice presidential candidate. You heard it here first.

August 28, 2013 at 7:56 PM

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