America would have given up...
1. Cash (Unmarked Swiss treasury notes, gold.)
2. "Future considersations" (Known only to CIA)
3. Zolio Almonte.
4. Four terrorists to be named later
Taliban would give up...
1. Bergdahl
2. Alfonso Soriano
John Sterling would...
1. Call it "a fabulous deal," considering America's need for power-hitting outfielder.
2. Start thinking of Bowe Bergdahl home run call. "Booooooowe-klahoma, where the wind goes sweeping down the plain..."
Billy Madden would...
1. Stress that America still needs pitching.
2. Suggest drone plays RF
Fox News would say...
1. Redsocks still doing everything right.
2. Joe Girardi must be impeached.
3. Michael Pineda called "deserter."
What am I missing?
Saturday, June 7, 2014
If Cashman had done the Bowe Bergdahl deal...
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Fox's "The Five"
1. Brian Wilson
2. Jason Motte
3. Adam LaRoche
4. Adam Dunn
5. Joba Chamberlain
I don't think even Cashman could have fucked up as bad.
Fucking brilliant!
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