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Wait. was this not an INTERNATIONAL JuJu intervention?
Ah, now you're coming around to my point of view. The reverse Ju Ju means don't even watch or try to intervene in the West Coast game. The less we care, well.... You know what I mean.
It's never too late to help the Yankees. Set it up for midnight!
I was away on business for several days in a place with no access to baseball and came home to…this? Maybe it was just as well that I missed all the games since Thursday. As far as Mustang’s suggestion, count me in for some international Juju (or, as it is pronounced here, Das Yoo-Yoo). I will gladly set the alarm for 06:00 a.m. to do that Juju that I do so well (one of only a few Austrian activities that doesn’t necessarily include pork products). Hell, I will still probably be up watching (the game starts at 04:00 a.m. here) – I desperately need a fix, and, well, optimist that I am (remember: “The Sound of Music” takes place here – just ask The Master, who I am sure will be happy to sing “The Lonely Goatherd” for you), I say we follow El Duque’s rules and set The Global Juju Initiative for Midnight (east coast time).
The great thing about west coast night games this year is that the Yankees are so boring they overcome my insomnia.
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