"All I said to Suarez was that I hadn't had a bite since breakfast."
"He's mental AND dental!"
"We told you to feed the bastard before the match!"
"How can I wear my new strapless gown to the wrap party now?"
"Just tell me, Martinez, does he have rabies or not?"
"First he whispered, 'Can you still hear the lambs, Clarice?'"
"I don't know if Ur-a-guay, but I think Suarez is a little light in the cleats."