Friday, April 5, 2019

Aaron Boone is not about to panic...

...from yesterday's NY Times.

Things that would make me panic if I were Aaron Boone, who has made at least $19 million in baseball, and who knows what else from various emoluments:

—Bedbugs. You can't get rid of those things.

—The prospect that we could increase the planet's temperature by another 5 degrees Celsius before the end of the century, thereby ending human civilization on Earth as we know it.

—Shark week.

—The fact that the death of Stephen Sondheim will sever our last living link to the great traditions of the American musical theatre.

—A tiger. In my apartment.

—The possibility that Giancarlo Stanton will one day return from the DL IL.

—Brexit.




2 comments:

JM said...

These are all valid concerns. And the Russians. Always the Russians.

HoraceClarke66 said...

So many fucking Russians. I think that's been said by everybody in history.